TRAMPOLINE

My baby‘s name is Trampoline, 
Not Carlotta not Rosita not Maybeline.

She was born in a trailer park in Ohio.
Her momma named her looking at her rear window

As long as I'm around and I'm on the scene 
Ain’t Nobody gonna treat her mean Trampoline

I met her one day when the circus came to town 
Her daddy was a barker and her mamma was a clown

They used to travel across the land  
And when they hit town, well they needed a band

Around the corner come a limousine 
Out steps that long legged redhead Trampoline

We got the circus from her ma and pa, 
We named the band Smitty’s Orchestra

And when we’re not out on the road
We live in down in Gibbtown Florida.

We  had a drummer bass and saxophone. 
I played the organ and the slide trombone

Trampoline was seventeen and I was twenty one 
We did not get serious till we had some fun

Somebody squeeze me I think it’s a dream 
Oh my my my sweetie Trampoline

Well I never thought that this would be a career 
Gettin' fat eating hotdogs and drinking beer.

I had a barely runnin' beat up pink station wagon 
It sounded like a smoking coal miner’s hackin' 

Well if you wanna have fun, you got to find a queen 
Now everybody’s looking for my Trampoline